Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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