Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just want nice things and good sex
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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