dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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