Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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