I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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