Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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