Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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