Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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