bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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