would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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