real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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