Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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