Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Gay?
German.
Pity.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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