DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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