TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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