BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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