I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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