i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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