My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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