I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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