new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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