Having a random hookup so left but love u
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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