i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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