just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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