Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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