if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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