either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize