People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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