I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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