I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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