he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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