no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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