if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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