The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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