i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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