Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My nipple is on Facebook.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
