Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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