Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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