Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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