What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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