with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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