Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She needs sedatives and a leash
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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