He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Use "feeling words"
Yay
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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