Man, jail baloney is awful.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant