Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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