Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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