No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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