I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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