Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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