you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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