I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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