What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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