Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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