i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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