Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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