So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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