Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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