Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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